Everyone can finally relax. I AM HERE!

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This is going to be, and I say this with great surety, the greatest account on the entire enternet EVER!


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Aboly Aboly (@Aboly) Pinned comment
Deer mister prezident I vod love to velcome you to dis site and assure you you're historical stature in the vorld.
And peleez don't listen to anyone who says you're administration in like Nixon's second term, on crack, or some other really bad drug, or it is going to be even shorter than Nixon's second term. They are just a bunch of haters, but can never possess you talents, skills or resources in hate making and hate mongering. You're a proven pro in making people hate each other, they're just a bunch of amachors.
And it doesn't matter that many of your key offishials are out of office in less than six months, you're just a happening man, with you it just happens, usually early in the morning, before seven or eight.
I know you are a very bizzy man making Russia, oooppps, I meant Amerika, great again. I don't want to take too much time from your busy schedule, just curious if you had seen Adam Sandler's "Little Nicky"?
It reminds me so much of you. God Bless you and the entire Drumpf klan.

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realDonaldTrump realDonaldTrump (@realDonaldTrump) replied to Aboly (@Aboly) Pinned comment
Thank you. I'm crossing your name off my enemy list. GOD SPEED!
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realDonaldTrump realDonaldTrump (@realDonaldTrump) replied to Aboly (@Aboly) Pinned comment
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Aboly Aboly (@Aboly) replied to realDonaldTrump (@realDonaldTrump) Pinned comment
Yes deer mister prezident, Congratulations, with an emphasis on the Con, as in a "Con job," as in the biggest freaking con job this here US of A has ever seen.
But frankly it's not the fraudulent, "con job" side which is a bit baffling.
The questions here are:
Why all fascists have this Golden Showers fetish? (Hitler had a Golden Shower thing and he wasn't the only one either).
And who has the tapes?
And me thinks this illustration below is not korkt eeder.

P.S. Have you thought about a Groucho Marx disguise? With the cigar, of course.

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