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Dakho Dakho (@Dakho) on Pinned comment
What do Donald Trump and a Pumpkin have in Common?
There are at least three.
See if you could come up with more.


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Aboly Aboly (@Aboly) replied to realDonaldTrump (@realDonaldTrump) on Pinned comment
Yes deer mister prezident, Congratulations, with an emphasis on the Con, as in a "Con job," as in the biggest freaking con job this here US of A has ever seen.
But frankly it's not the fraudulent, "con job" side which is a bit baffling.
The questions here are:
Why all fascists have this Golden Showers fetish? (Hitler had a Golden Shower thing and he wasn't the only one either).
And who has the tapes?
And me thinks this illustration below is not korkt eeder.


P.S. Have you thought about a Groucho Marx disguise? With the cigar, of course.

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tehranosaurusrex Behrouz Bahmani (@tehranosaurusrex) replied to Dakho (@Dakho) on Pinned comment
Good one.

But my story happened yesterday...
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Dakho Dakho (@Dakho) on Pinned comment
I'm afraid you have your whole historical narrative errounsely.
As we all know it was apostle Paul, on the road to Damascus. And he passed by a disciple of Ayatollah Brezinsky, and he simply shouted a vociferous, hearty, healthy and long

!بیلاخ

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realDonaldTrump realDonaldTrump (@realDonaldTrump) replied to Aboly (@Aboly) on Pinned comment
I think Terry Crews would have been a terrible president. I mean he actually steps down when he realizes there's someone better suited for his job . I would NEVER do that! Even if there's a million people better suited for my job!

DO NOT watch this video
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Aboly Aboly (@Aboly) replied to realDonaldTrump (@realDonaldTrump) on Pinned comment
Deerest mister perezident I profusely apologize for any misunderstanding. The Persian writing is just a health advisory, about eating more than one can chew. It's for your own good, not that you're not the greatest.
Some say you're the all time greatest BSers in the world (BS here stands for 'Bachelor Supreme' ov kors).
And don't listen if anyone says you've turned America into a Wankistan. They're just a bunch of haters and no match for your personification of Hate, Hatred and Hatemongering.
The more your administration goes on the more it reminds me of two movies;
"Idiocracy" and "Little Nicky".

The first movie for obvious reasons, and I hope you don't take this the wrong way, you kinda act like president Camacho, sometimes.


And "Little Nicky" because even the devil couldn't have been so productive as you have been.
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realDonaldTrump realDonaldTrump (@realDonaldTrump) replied to Aboly (@Aboly) on Pinned comment
You got that right! I'm no amateur at ANYTHING! I have many original OG hats.

Fox is GREAT! Which reminds me, I need to give them a raise, it's their 20 year anniversary working for me. (Just the men though)

How dare you accuse me of not getting jokes? I get jokes. I get only the BEST jokes. Jokes laughs at ME! The Q-Force is the prequel to the Dark-Force, whome I'm vastly familiar with by the way, who will make the EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN! Believe me, I am up to date with world news, believe me.

And for your information, I never choke. My words are just too amazing for my mouth.

I don't know what you said there last. It's not English therefore must be a threat. I will build a wall where ever you are.
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Aboly Aboly (@Aboly) on Pinned comment
Deer Mister Prezident, I vod like to put your worries to rest and tell you once more what you're dealing with is just a bunch of amature haters. But we know when it comes to hate you're the real deal, the OG hater. And you had a lot of practice at Fox before WH. No one can even come close to you as far as hate mongering and pure hate production is concerned.
Between you and I, me thinks you're the real Shitte, but too bad you don't know the dif between Quds Force and Kurds to get the joke!
Anywho, once more I assure you nothing bad will happen to you as long as you don't start a war with Iran, or some other massive stupidity like that. You see every single president before you got a raw deal because of how they mishandled US relations with Iran. Rest assured if you feel like taking a bite out of Iran, it might just choke you, or as we say:

!ثقیله تو گلوت گیر میکنه

Something like this.
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realDonaldTrump realDonaldTrump (@realDonaldTrump) replied to Aboly (@Aboly) on Pinned comment
Thank you. I'm crossing your name off my enemy list. GOD SPEED!
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Aboly Aboly (@Aboly) on Pinned comment
Deer mister prezident I vod love to velcome you to dis site and assure you you're historical stature in the vorld.
And peleez don't listen to anyone who says you're administration in like Nixon's second term, on crack, or some other really bad drug, or it is going to be even shorter than Nixon's second term. They are just a bunch of haters, but can never possess you talents, skills or resources in hate making and hate mongering. You're a proven pro in making people hate each other, they're just a bunch of amachors.
And it doesn't matter that many of your key offishials are out of office in less than six months, you're just a happening man, with you it just happens, usually early in the morning, before seven or eight.
I know you are a very bizzy man making Russia, oooppps, I meant Amerika, great again. I don't want to take too much time from your busy schedule, just curious if you had seen Adam Sandler's "Little Nicky"?
It reminds me so much of you. God Bless you and the entire Drumpf klan.

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Dakho Dakho (@Dakho) on Pinned comment
Richard Pryor was hands down the most original, influential and Humanist comedian of his time, and some have said of ALL time. Rest assure there would be no Eddie Murphy or Dave Chappelle without a pioneer like Pryor. It was a shame and a grand tragedy how drugs destroyed his life. RIP.

Below are two of my favorites from him (though they're included the article, it's worth repeating).

Richard Pryor The N Word



Richard Pryor - In the jungle



And this here is a bounce (a historical one) proving that Eddie Murphy and Pryor were correct all along about how Cosby should have had a Coke and shut the f..k up!

Eddie Murphy - Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor

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TVfreak TVfreak (@TVfreak) on Pinned comment
If you like naughty news bloopers, this reel is for you!

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Matan Matan (@Matan) on Pinned comment
I think in this case it's hearing something more like "Alexa, connect to the CIA." There's been plenty of commands I told it to do when it just shut down instead of responding. It's kind of a try again later response in my experience.
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Dakho Dakho (@Dakho) on Pinned comment
White House series of events in February for Black History Month, 2017.

Feb. 2: Film Screening, Birth of a Nation (1915).


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engineer engineer (@engineer) on Pinned comment
It looks like a scary fight. At the end, the cat is put down. Merciless!!!!
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Dakho Dakho (@Dakho) on Pinned comment
Kinda reminds ya of that tune by Hornsby:
"That's just the way it is
Some things will never change!"


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ashianeh ashianeh (@ashianeh) on Pinned comment
Birdie is as cute as Bernie!
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ashianeh ashianeh (@ashianeh) on Pinned comment
whoever does this should be taken to court! I am serious. You are confusing me with toys...
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