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Dina.z Dina.z (@Dina.z) on Pinned comment
🤣😂🤓
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JohnniBroccolini JohnniBroccolini (@JohnniBroccolini) on Pinned comment
OWNED!!
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pokemongirl Pokemongirl (@pokemongirl) on Pinned comment
Pffft XD the earth is flat, Guys!
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pokemongirl Pokemongirl (@pokemongirl) on Pinned comment
XDD Cats are hilarious creatures
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eDelphiero eDelphiero (@eDelphiero) on Pinned comment
Trump called Mueller's team, which is investigating Russian interference in the 2016 election and any potential ties between the Trump campaign and Russia, "the most biased group of people." :\
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MashGhasem MashGhasem (@MashGhasem) on Pinned comment
Inside the Trümpbunker's Stormy Daniels Crisis Response Squad...
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MashGhasem MashGhasem (@MashGhasem) on Pinned comment
Not from Mr. Trump
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MashGhasem MashGhasem (@MashGhasem) on Pinned comment
Michael Cohen's Fashion Statement
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MashGhasem MashGhasem (@MashGhasem) on Pinned comment
Do you need: illicit files?
Possible evidence of bank fraud?
Documents that suggest hush money was paid to silence a porn star?
Then...
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MashGhasem MashGhasem (@MashGhasem) on Pinned comment
The president finally gets the cabinet he wants.
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Dakho Dakho (@Dakho) on Pinned comment
Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Michael Che and Colin Jost talk Stormy Daniels in Best of Late Night
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Dakho Dakho (@Dakho) on Pinned comment
Excellent sense of humor.
This whole post-modern, high-tech dating scene ain't what it used to be back then for us, analogue boys of yesteryears.
One of the saddest, and funniest, scenes often observed these days from dating couples (even if after all the travails involved, they're able to find their supposed "soulmate") is when a couple strolling down side by side, and all they're doing together and in concert, is looking into their phones!
What happened to holding hands and looking into each others eyes?!
Your post reminded me of this real story from "The Moth Radio Hour":

“I decided that I was going to reverse engineer OKCupid’s match algorithm.”
themoth.org/stories/data-mining-for-dates
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Dakho Dakho (@Dakho) on Pinned comment
What do Donald Trump and a Pumpkin have in Common?
There are at least three.
See if you could come up with more.


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Aboly Aboly (@Aboly) replied to realDonaldTrump (@realDonaldTrump) on Pinned comment
Yes deer mister prezident, Congratulations, with an emphasis on the Con, as in a "Con job," as in the biggest freaking con job this here US of A has ever seen.
But frankly it's not the fraudulent, "con job" side which is a bit baffling.
The questions here are:
Why all fascists have this Golden Showers fetish? (Hitler had a Golden Shower thing and he wasn't the only one either).
And who has the tapes?
And me thinks this illustration below is not korkt eeder.


P.S. Have you thought about a Groucho Marx disguise? With the cigar, of course.

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tehranosaurusrex Behrouz Bahmani (@tehranosaurusrex) replied to Dakho (@Dakho) on Pinned comment
Good one.

But my story happened yesterday...
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Dakho Dakho (@Dakho) on Pinned comment
I'm afraid you have your whole historical narrative errounsely.
As we all know it was apostle Paul, on the road to Damascus. And he passed by a disciple of Ayatollah Brezinsky, and he simply shouted a vociferous, hearty, healthy and long

!بیلاخ

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realDonaldTrump realDonaldTrump (@realDonaldTrump) replied to Aboly (@Aboly) on Pinned comment
I think Terry Crews would have been a terrible president. I mean he actually steps down when he realizes there's someone better suited for his job . I would NEVER do that! Even if there's a million people better suited for my job!

DO NOT watch this video
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Aboly Aboly (@Aboly) replied to realDonaldTrump (@realDonaldTrump) on Pinned comment
Deerest mister perezident I profusely apologize for any misunderstanding. The Persian writing is just a health advisory, about eating more than one can chew. It's for your own good, not that you're not the greatest.
Some say you're the all time greatest BSers in the world (BS here stands for 'Bachelor Supreme' ov kors).
And don't listen if anyone says you've turned America into a Wankistan. They're just a bunch of haters and no match for your personification of Hate, Hatred and Hatemongering.
The more your administration goes on the more it reminds me of two movies;
"Idiocracy" and "Little Nicky".

The first movie for obvious reasons, and I hope you don't take this the wrong way, you kinda act like president Camacho, sometimes.


And "Little Nicky" because even the devil couldn't have been so productive as you have been.
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realDonaldTrump realDonaldTrump (@realDonaldTrump) replied to Aboly (@Aboly) on Pinned comment
You got that right! I'm no amateur at ANYTHING! I have many original OG hats.

Fox is GREAT! Which reminds me, I need to give them a raise, it's their 20 year anniversary working for me. (Just the men though)

How dare you accuse me of not getting jokes? I get jokes. I get only the BEST jokes. Jokes laughs at ME! The Q-Force is the prequel to the Dark-Force, whome I'm vastly familiar with by the way, who will make the EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN! Believe me, I am up to date with world news, believe me.

And for your information, I never choke. My words are just too amazing for my mouth.

I don't know what you said there last. It's not English therefore must be a threat. I will build a wall where ever you are.
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